Friday, March 06, 2009

Lettuce lives

Today is the 6/3/09

The pressure is getting to me. My name is Mark and I am guilty as charged.
I knocked the lettuce, me, nobody else. Should I tell? NO, I can't, nobody can know about my crime. Or should I? Oh my God, these pants make me look fat! This is my punishment for knocking that lettuce. I am sorry God, I am sorry classmates, I am sorry world.
My pants are getting smaller, I have been forgiven, free of charge!

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